Googled Yourself Lately?

From time to time, the narcissist in me likes to go on the web and run a google search on myself. The paranoid in me likes to see what information others are able to view, and the control freak side wants to do what I can to prevent public access to certain private information, if possible.

Yes, I know, the Counseling profession is a good fit for someone like me!

So, imagine my surprise the other day when I found pictures of myself up on this make-up artists' site:

Echou Make-up

True, they were taken because of the make-up and hair she had done on the Bride, but the rest of us, she cannot take credit for (Shiseido did my make-up and I did my hair, thankyouverymuch!). I don't know if I should be flattered or peeved. A bit of both, I guess.

I find the thing that irks me most is that my photo was on her website without my knowledge or consent. Typical Asian vendors...

But I suppose, the avoidant-dismissive in me doesn't care enough to do anything about it!

This Blows

Unfortunately, I've heard enough pick up lines in one lifetime to properly officiate and title the following as Worst Pick-up Line ever heard:

"I'll take two of you and call the Doctor in the morning"...

I don't even know what this means. Take two of me what--?

Does it mean that I will make him ache with double my presence? Or does he want a threesome with me...and ME?

And, what does a Doctor have to do with any of it?

Either way, the innuendos aren't flattering.

This one blows my mind, and not in a good way.