This Blows

Unfortunately, I've heard enough pick up lines in one lifetime to properly officiate and title the following as Worst Pick-up Line ever heard:

"I'll take two of you and call the Doctor in the morning"...

I don't even know what this means. Take two of me what--?

Does it mean that I will make him ache with double my presence? Or does he want a threesome with me...and ME?

And, what does a Doctor have to do with any of it?

Either way, the innuendos aren't flattering.

This one blows my mind, and not in a good way.